As a Prime member since 2009, I kinda had to.

 When Amazon asks you to rename their faster-than-Prime option, give it a tagline, and then picks two of the taglines you wrote (even though we all know that’s not how it works)… well, you put that sh*t in your book.

Approved Tagline Option A

Approved Tagline Option B

Custom icon created by THE Romik Bose-Mitra.

That icon just pops off the page.

Shout out to Jillian Apatow for concepting this with us.

Designer: Romik Bose-Mitra | CW: Evangeline Condakes | ECDs: Travis Robertson + Greg Almeida