About Me
What kind of monster gets certified in elementary teaching, and then decides to “try” advertising at the last minute, because “idk, it seems fun”?
This one. But she’s going to switch to the first person before this gets out of hand.
Hi. I’m Evangeline. And yes, I initially studied to become a 5th grade teacher, only to pursue a career in selling booze and gas station coffee for reasons that are still unclear.
In my defense, there was a very low demand for teachers when I graduated college.
Now I’m not sure what my excuse is. But my 10-year anniversary for turning my back on America’s youth is coming up…. So there’s that.
Strengths: Making ads, writing ads, being nice, having smart follow up questions, showing up to the office, making friends with ChatGPT, and randomly running into my relatives.
Weaknesses: Still can’t spell hors d’oeuvres without Googling it.
Where I’ve Worked
Marketbridge (the new COMM)
Oct 2024–Present
COMM
Oct 2023–Oct 2024
Colossus
Jan 2022–Jun 2023
Primary 360
Mar–Dec 2021
Brand Content
Dec 2017–Aug 2018
Small Army
May 2015–Dec 2017
Racepoint Global
Jun 2014–Apr 2015
Connelly Partners
Jan–May 2014
GYK Antler
Sep–Dec 2013